What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:26

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
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So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do you help patients stop hearing voices?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are some cute picnic ideas for a romantic date?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
No way
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Is crossdressing being a transvestite?
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...