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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are the consequences of being addicted to something? Is it considered wrong to have an addiction?

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How do you help patients stop hearing voices?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are some cute picnic ideas for a romantic date?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

What specific economic and social impacts would result if all climate change policies and regulations were immediately repealed worldwide?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

No way

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Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Is crossdressing being a transvestite?

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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